{"id":1165,"date":"2014-11-26T07:57:33","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T15:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calirose.com\/blog\/?p=1165"},"modified":"2015-07-29T14:32:15","modified_gmt":"2015-07-29T14:32:15","slug":"wait-for-it-and-happy-t-day-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wait-for-it-and-happy-t-day-too\/","title":{"rendered":"WAIT FOR IT &#8212; AND HAPPY &#8220;T-DAY&#8221; TOO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my favorite Thanksgiving Day Joke:<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"howdoyoutellamaleturkeyfromafemaleturkey\">How do you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?<\/h2>\n<p><em>Wait for it\u2026<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Wait for it\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<h2 id=\"themaleturkeyisholdingtheremotecontrol\">The male turkey is holding the \u201cremote control.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Ha! Ha! Ha!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/turkeyandremote.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1167\" title=\"turkeyandremote\" src=\"http:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/turkeyandremote.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So we have arrived at the official day of \u201cthanksgiving.\u201d I\u2019m so grateful to have opposable thumbs. On BOTH hands. To work the remote control (when I can wrestle it from my husband). To play the ukulele and type these words on the computer. To give someone a hug. I\u2019m so glad you have opposable thumbs too. To do what you do.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, it\u2019s a good day to wake up! Enjoy every precious moment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/10653347_10205638073420569_6286054569506821906_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1168\" title=\"10653347_10205638073420569_6286054569506821906_n\" src=\"http:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/10653347_10205638073420569_6286054569506821906_n-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Talk about being w-a-y behind\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I just posted a video of The CC Strummers performing &#8220;Simple Gifts&#8221; on YouTube. We did this song last year at our Holiday Show, which explains my Santa hat. It was written in 1848 by Elder Joseph Brackett, JUNIOR, for his fellow Shakers to dance and sing along. It remained largely unknown until almost a hundred years later when Aaron Copeland featured the melody in his ballet, Appalachian Spring. Then it morphed into a television theme for the show &#8220;The Twentieth Century,&#8221; narrated by Walter Cronkite on CBS. That&#8217;s where I first heard it. (Remember the Prudential Insurance &#8220;Rock of Gibraltar,&#8221; kids?). This beautiful piece of music reminds me that\u00a0<em>gratitude is timeless.<\/em>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6kr0FSKqwD4\" target=\"_blank\">Click here<\/a>\u00a0to watch the video. And have a lovely Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my favorite Thanksgiving Day Joke: How do you tell a male turkey from a female turkey? Wait for it\u2026 Wait for it\u2026 The male turkey is holding the \u201cremote control.\u201d Ha! Ha! Ha! So we have arrived at the official day of \u201cthanksgiving.\u201d I\u2019m so grateful to have opposable thumbs. On BOTH hands. To work the remote control (when I can wrestle it from my husband). To play the ukulele and type these words on the computer. To &hellip; <a class=\"kt-excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wait-for-it-and-happy-t-day-too\/\" aria-label=\"WAIT FOR IT &#8212; AND HAPPY &#8220;T-DAY&#8221; TOO\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[96,97,98],"class_list":["post-1165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogentry","tag-simple-gifts","tag-thanksgiving","tag-thanksgiving-humor"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":2,"label":"blog entry"}],"post_tag":[{"value":96,"label":"\"Simple Gifts\""},{"value":97,"label":"Thanksgiving"},{"value":98,"label":"thanksgiving humor"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Cali Rose","author_link":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/author\/crbauthor\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":2,"name":"blog entry","slug":"blogentry","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":2,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":139,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":2,"category_count":139,"category_description":"","cat_name":"blog entry","category_nicename":"blogentry","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":96,"name":"\"Simple Gifts\"","slug":"simple-gifts","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":96,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":97,"name":"Thanksgiving","slug":"thanksgiving","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":97,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":98,"name":"thanksgiving humor","slug":"thanksgiving-humor","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":98,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calirose.com\/wackyworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}