Which brings me to my destination last Tuesday, just before Thanksgiving. It\u2019s desert hot and dry this afternoon and frankly I have had better hair days. Gravity is pulling the split ends south, albeit not in the way you would see in a Pantene shampoo commercial. It looks more like the sprays of dried chaparral you find at a hobby store. But I think my hair looks\u00a0swell enough<\/em>.<\/p>\n I\u2019m setting up for the birthday party at an assisted living facility. Residents are wheeled in by the hard-working staff and \u201cThat Guy,\u201d who usually hides in the back of the room, is front row center with his wheelchair parked right next to \u201cThat Lady.\u201d I think they are\u00a0an item\u00a0<\/em>as they eat their birthday cake and steal googly-eye glances at each other during the show. Aw how sweet is that?<\/p>\n \u201cWho\u2019s got a birthday this month?\u201d I ask. A couple weary folks raise their hands as we launch into songs by Johnny Mercer and Tina Turner because they were born in November too. I announce that November 3, 1914 is the birthday of the\u00a0modern bra<\/a>. That news stirs some moans of excitement so we sing \u201cAin\u2019t She Sweet.\u201d<\/p>\n But back to my hair…<\/p>\n I finish with a rousing \u201cHappy Birthday\u201d and begin packing up my gear. Folks are swiftly wheeled away except for \u201cThat Guy\u201d and \u201cThat Lady\u201d in the front row. He leans over to her and speaks:<\/p>\n Guy: \u201cHer hair looks awful today.\u201d Sounds like\u00a0love<\/em>\u00a0to me\u2026<\/p>\n My back is to them but I have really good hearing (or else the acoustics in the room are favoring criticism today). I wonder if they are talking about me. About MY hair. 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